If you are too much of a retarded moron to play Advent Rising, don't

I recently bought Advent Rising, this game is awesome. The soundtrack is good, the game is good, the storyline is good. But hang on, there are aliens in it! Hey, why don't we score this game low, because it rips of Halo. Woo wooo, here comes the clue train again, this time, its last stop is G4TV. G4 recently reviewed Advent Rising. They claim it is lackluster compared to Halo. Obviously, it rips off Halo, I mean, Halo invented the concept of aliens, right? Wrong. Halo lacks everything storywise, its a game basically. The "soundtrack" (if you want to call it that) sounds like a dumbass did it with a 1989 keyboard set on "violin" setting. Oh, but what about all the"cool" bands that did songs on the soundtrack. Breaking Benjamin, Hoobastank, uh.... oh yeah, I forget the rest of them. Who cares. So they put a guitar solo on a level, woohoo. Remember the time Halo kicked up the epic theme music as you were fighting a floating guy in an awesome boss battle? Me either. I remember the cheesy violin music as I fought my 7000000000th grunt though. "BUTT SAM WAHT ABOUT THE FUNEE GRUNT DI-UH-LOG THOE?". Oh, you mean the comic relief? When a grunt said mommy? Say, I've seen this humor in a game before. Oh yeah, "Mickey Mouse: MATH ADVENTURE". Advent Rising puts cinematic like features in the game, good gameplay, and a good soundtrack, it lags sometimes, get over it. Stop playing Halo, its old now.

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